Unsuccessful At Everything
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Posted - 2013.08.15 20:43:00 -
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My name is Unsuccessful at Everything, and I am a Subwayaholic.
I don't know what it is about Subway, but I love that place. Ive had everything on the menu...and several things that aren't. Ive even developed my own "tactics" as it were when it comes to my torpedos of deliciousness.
Secret cheese. That's right, some Subways have a cheese or 2 not on the board...you just gotta ask! Look at the menu, if they say they offer pizza, then they have shredded Mozzarella!
The sauce that shall not be named. They don't show it anywhere, but you can have them put Marinara sauce on any sandwich! Awwww yeah.... piping hot marinara... at no additional cost.
Toast ALL the things! They will gladly toast some veggies on that sub for you... Never not toast Onion, green peppers and jalapenos!
Some Subways have local only offerings. A subway in New England made me a 'Lobstah" roll. Yeah, it cost more than id hoped for, but damnnnnnnnnn it was good. It wasn't on the menu, just had to ask!
Know when the store manager is in/out. When the store managers are in, all of the things get skimpier! When theyre out, the employees are more apt to let you get creative.
I encourage you to go out and let your creative juices flow. Don't be afraid to ask for anything, you will always be glad you did.
Unsuccessful's Favs:
Poor mans chicken parm - Oven roasted chicken breast, topped with marinara sauce and mozzarella. Toast that sucker! Don't forget to add parmesan cheese and oregano at the end on this one. My fav veggies on this one are Spinach, tomato, onion and banana pepper....and a drizzle of oil and vinegar.
BBQ Beef - Steak , mixed with BBQ sauce, with cheddar on top. Toast it with some onions and green peppers and jalapenos. Awww yeah.
Chicken cordon bleu - Oven roasted chicken, ham (you will pay extra) and spinach topped with white American. DAM U SUBWAY, Y U NO EVAR HAVE SWISS?!?!?! Toast it up, and add some tomatos and salt and pepper. Some may want to add mayo.
The real buffalo chicken - Wait until they have the breaded chicken breast on the menu. have them toast a couple of those bad boys before they put it on the bread, and then get them to toss them in some of that buffalo hot sauce. have them toss on some pepperjack and some jalapenos and toast it. Add a stripe of ranch if youre a pansy.
I invite you to put down some of your favs, or any tips for your fellow Subwayaholics!
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |